you're my sweetheart
jessica. professional fangirl
i’m into girls and guys but i’m also really into pasta.
my blog is porny and spoilery

the carlos to my cecil

in a cupboard,
under some stairs

"I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls."

(Source: jess-miller)



giliananderson:

date a girl who’s me 



why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

(Source: elouvator)



rawr-xiv:

Only reason I use twitter is for interactions like this.



(Source: harveyxspecter)



male-initiation:

M.I.

male-initiation:

M.I.



(Source: missanniehall)



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i see you in that special tag of mine ladysharkbait

hehehe



(Source: darnellqueen)



I do what I want. Yeah, I know.

(Source: wigglemore)



highly-unnatural:

If you ever see a bad picture of yourself just think about sunsets

Have you ever tried to take a picture of a sunset with a crappy camera? It turns out like shit.  I mean that could be the most beautiful sunset you’ve ever seen in your life and the photo looks gross. 

That doesn’t mean the sunset  isn’t breathtaking, it just means the camera can’t contain it’s beauty.

You are a gorgeous motherfucking sunset never forget that



"You think women are weak? Women are forged of iron. My body, it has bled and blazed and broken, and yet it beats on. I am iron. A little rusted, perhaps, but still I endure." — my 77 year old grandma, straight up reciting poetry at us to get out of going to the doctor’s office (via cora-hale)

(Source: wesgibbans)



so so awkward. I can get through about five seconds without covering my eyes.

lol i love it though. i fell behind this season so i’m just finishing it up. my friend got me into it when it was halfway through the first season and i wasn’t sure if i would be able to watch it because of the awkwardness and second hand embarrassment. 



please like me is so awkward yet amazing.



MSL