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in a cupboard,
under some stairs

slightestwind:

Anonymous prompted: Blaine being all sleepy when kurt is making breakfast like him cuddling kurt from behind etc thanks!

Kurt slips out of bed, although it isn’t easy - Blaine clings like a limpet in the morning, snuffling a little in his sleep when Kurt finally manages to pull away and slides a pillow in his place, letting Blaine snuggle that instead.

He admittedly misses the cozy warmth of his and Blaine’s nest of blankets, standing in the open kitchen as he stretches and yawns, pulling ingredients out from the fridge. But he loves getting the chance to surprise Blaine, too. It’s so rare that he’s up before his fiancé and presented with the opportunity to spoil Blaine with pancakes.

Kurt’s preoccupied enough with cooking that he doesn’t hear the soft shuffle of feet until Blaine’s arms are sliding around his waist and a nose is nuzzling at the back of Kurt’s shoulder, through the thin material of his t-shirt. Blaine makes a muffled sleepy noise and Kurt’s face wrinkles with a smile. “Good morning.”

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Catalysis — Chapter 15 

nadiacreek:

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Title: Catalysis
Author: Nadiacreek
Cover Art By: Hopelesslydevotedgleek
Rating: 

Summary: Kurt Hummel chose his soulmate too early. Blaine Anderson thought he’d never have a chance to choose one at all.

Author’s Note: I hear so many stories from fanfic authors about how they get angry comments from readers if their stories don’t have “enough” sex in them. I must have the best readers in the universe, because this fic spent nearly 70,000 words on an emotional journey before it justified its content rating up there, and yet I did not receive a single complaint about it. Thank you all for loving this story for what it is. I appreciate all of you so very much.

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October 28, 2023

“Make sure to be on your best behavior, Roo,” Kurt instructed his son for the fourteen millionth time. He tried to keep his voice steady so as not to betray the nervousness of sending his child off to the other side of the country with people who were not even related to him. “Do everything Aunt Tina and Uncle Mike ask you, promise?”

Roo was practically bouncing with excitement. “I already promised like three times, Daddy.”

Kurt was always amused at how much a five-year-old could sound like a teenager. “Okay, hon. If you want to talk to me, you just tell Aunt Tina or Uncle Mike to call me. Any time of the day or night, it doesn’t matter, I promise it will be okay.”

“Okay, okay, can we go now?” Roo asked. He glanced at Gavin and Henry, who were arguing over which of them was Batman and which was Superman.

There was no use trying to have a heartfelt moment here. Kurt sighed and reached for his son. “One last hug, okay?” Roo wrapped his arms around his father and Kurt squeezed back as hard as he dared without hurting the little boy.

“Bye, dad! See you tomorrow night!” Roo hopped over to Gavin and Henry and announced that he was Officer JoJo.

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wordplaying:

Title: muscles better and nerves more
Word Count: 3000
Summary: A follow-up piece to this story, first published the day after The Break-Up aired. 

It’s the summer, and they’re living together again. Bodies and hearts and relationships don’t heal in one long straight line - they heal in fits and starts, uneven and jagged.

Blaine is still here.

Rating: PG
Author’s Note: This is inspired by a comment reminder that I had actually written that first piece way back then. I had always wanted to add Blaine’s piece to this story, it just took me a very long time to figure out what that was. Thanks to whisperyvoices for the reminder, and to istytehcrawk and stultiloquentia for wonderful (and rapid!) beta-reading.

muscles better and nerves more (over on ao3)



Chivalry [Kurt/Blaine] PG 

trufflemores:

Anonymous prompted: “SKANK!KURT AND NORMAL BLAINE, KURT IS THE MOST AFFECTIONATE CUDDLY BOYFRIEND EVER BUT TOTALLY DENIES IT AND BLAINE THINKS IT’S ADORABLE”

With bonus Blaine saving Kurt from bees in a rather unconventional fashion (based off a Parks and Recs post.)

~2,000 words

“I really hope that’s a metaphor.”

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istytehcrawk asked:
Klaine making the front page of the newspaper. :D

loveheartlover:

Note: I know nothing of American newspapers. In England this kind of scandal would be printed in the sleazy tabloids, but from what I can tell, American tabloids aren’t like our own. This would probably be better suited to a gossip magazine, but I am a fic writer taking liberties so there. Let’s just say it was a really slow news day, and the fact both boys are Ohio natives made it even more noticeable.

"This isn’t happening."

"It’s not that bad!"

"Not that bad? Blaine Anderson my naked ass is pictured in a newspaper. We have a headline on the front page! You’re really going to say it’s not that bad?”

"Well, the headline is really small compared to all the others, people might skip over it. And besides, all the pictures are censored, they can’t see your-"

"I swear, if you finish that sentence this marriage is over. It doesn’t matter if you can’t see anything in the photos, the article has a fucking web address for viewing the actual video!"

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princehummel:

L-Words—Kurt and Blaine are both Skanks at McKinley - they are known to meet up frequently, although they deny having any attraction to each other beyond that of the sexual kind. It just takes a pair of glasses to change things.

a/n: so i couldn’t resist elaborating on this little tidbit (also WOW old draft but look I finished it, and hopefully the old stuff doesn’t look glaringly different from the stuff I just wrote) (also look at this it’s important)

Just because he hasn’t had sex with anyone but Blaine in almost a year doesn’t mean he’s in relationship. Just because he’s only ever had sex with someone else twice, his first time and his second, doesn’t mean he’s in a relationship, either. It just means that he and Blaine have the best fucking sex in Ohio - so of course he’d keep on doing it.

Quinn likes to tease them, but Kurt allows it from her most of the time. She’s the closest friend they have in the zoo that is McKinley, so she has certain privileges that no one else does. The other Skanks have either graduated or dropped out, so the three of them are all that’s left of the group; in only a few months, it’ll just be Blaine.

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Fic: From This Day Forward (17/20) 

alianne:

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Summary: Being matched up by the government may not be the most romantic way to start a life together. But after moving to New York City, Kurt and Blaine are dedicated to making it work. With moving into their own place, forming new friendships, and the creation of a punk band, they both have to learn to navigate the beginning of the rest of their lives.

Notes: Arranged marriage AU. Dystopian. Sequel to For Better Or For Worse. Kurt is a musical theater student, with the assigned role of husband. Blaine is kind of a bad boy, assigned the role of wife, which essentially leaves him powerless in their society. This is their story. Because it doesn’t end with a wedding.

So many thanks to my wonderful betas for this chapter: wheretheshadowslie, and flowerfan2.

The wonderful lovely cover art for this was made by the amazing charlie-of-oz-writes.

Read from the beginning | Read Chapter 17



fablewriter:

kurtmakesblainecome-whatmay asked you: So Kurt and Blaine work at disneyland (Kurt as Prince Phillip and Blaine as Eric) and they flirt and talk all the time in costume and they’re in a relationship and one day Blaine proposes to Kurt (In costume when the park is open and preferably in broad daylight) when they’re working and in costume and everyone cheers and there’s happiness all around :3 (It’s based on a tumblr post I saw a while ago :P)

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“I have a question,” a little boy came up to Kurt one day in Disneyland asked. Kurt smiled brightly and bent down to the little boy’s level.

“What’s that?” Kurt asked, sweetly. The little boy’s mother was right beside him, smiling. The boy was a little nervous. He looked up at his mother, who nodded, and then turned back to Kurt.

“Do you love Sleeping Beauty or do you love Prince Eric?” the boy asked. Kurt was caught off guard but he still smiled and sat on his knees.

Kurt Hummel had one of the best jobs in the world. He was Prince Phillip at Disneyland. He didn’t know what to expect when he applied for a job at Disneyland. He figured he’d work in the shops or something of that nature. Anything to have a job so he could pay his rent. Once he came into the room for an interview, the recruiter immediately asked if he was interested in being a character instead.

Right away, the recruiter told Kurt that he was the perfect Prince Phillip. He’s had the job for a few years and he loved every single moment of it.

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princehummel:

Kurt, 11 years old, is off to Hogwarts. The first hurdle? Sorting.

my thoughts on which house Kurt belongs in - I won’t give away which one it is right now, though! Includes other characters and lots of Kurt/Blaine.

It wasn’t necessarily a surprise when Kurt received his Hogwarts letter; if it was a surprise at all, it was because he’s the first in his family to accept one, his mother having gone to Beauxbatons and his father being a Muggle with a fierce belief in non-magical solutions to things such as fixing cars. Kurt agrees with that principle in many cases, but magic is too alluring, too much a part of him to ignore even in the wake of his mom’s death three years ago - an accident, she had always enjoyed experimenting with enchantments but now Kurt wishes she had found some other hobby so she could have helped him during the trip to Diagon Alley (and so she could be his loving parent again).

Still, he has made it this far; he’s on the Hogwarts Express, whizzing away from the platform even as he watches the crowd of waving relatives fade into the distance. 

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To Make You Feel My Love ~ Complete and Re-edited 

purseplayer:

M/NC-17.  15K.  Blaine knew he was a Dom at the age of 16, but even after everything they’d been through together, he had yet to tell Kurt. With Kurt’s needs becoming increasingly apparent, however, he decides it’s finally time to take action.

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To Make You Feel My Love

One of my goals in writing this was to conceivably cast Blaine as the Dom and Kurt as the sub in a cannon-compliant relationship.  Pass or fail, I hope you enjoy this :-)

Part One

It all started when Blaine was 15.

Holed up in his room for the remainder of spring and most of the summer, there wasn’t a lot for a teenage boy to do other than look at porn.  His parents were out, and it was still difficult for him to get around on his own following The Incident.  Who could blame him?

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To Make You Feel My Love ~ Complete and Re-edited 

purseplayer:

M/NC-17.  15K.  Blaine knew he was a Dom at the age of 16, but even after everything they’d been through together, he had yet to tell Kurt. With Kurt’s needs becoming increasingly apparent, however, he decides it’s finally time to take action.

Read on AO3

To Make You Feel My Love

One of my goals in writing this was to conceivably cast Blaine as the Dom and Kurt as the sub in a cannon-compliant relationship.  Pass or fail, I hope you enjoy this :-)

Part One

It all started when Blaine was 15.

Holed up in his room for the remainder of spring and most of the summer, there wasn’t a lot for a teenage boy to do other than look at porn.  His parents were out, and it was still difficult for him to get around on his own following The Incident.  Who could blame him?

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Fic: From This Day Forward (16/20) 

alianne:

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Summary: Being matched up by the government may not be the most romantic way to start a life together. But after moving to New York City, Kurt and Blaine are dedicated to making it work. With moving into their own place, forming new friendships, and the creation of a punk band, they both have to learn to navigate the beginning of the rest of their lives.

Warnings for this chapter: mention and discussion of dub-con. (Not concerning Kurt and Blaine. It’s just a fucked up world they’re living in.)

Notes: Arranged marriage AU. Dystopian. Sequel to For Better Or For Worse. Kurt is a musical theater student, with the assigned role of husband. Blaine is kind of a bad boy, assigned the role of wife, which essentially leaves him powerless in their society. This is their story. Because it doesn’t end with a wedding.

So many thanks to my wonderful betas for this chapter: wheretheshadowslie, and flowerfan2.

The wonderful lovely cover art for this was made by the amazing charlie-of-oz-writes.

Read from the beginning | Read Chapter 16



"Share, Part 1" - Kurt/Blaine 

skivvysupreme:

“Would you like to meet my wolf?”

The first time Kurt sees Blaine transform, wrapped up in the eventual story of the boys’ first run together, among other things. Part 4 of the Wax Verse, set a few weeks after “Original Song.” Kurt’s a vampire, Blaine’s a werewolf, etc.

The out-of-chronological-order verse thus far:

Wax/Wane
Show Me Your Teeth
Blood Drive

~5500 words

Kurt had been knocking on the Andersons’ front door for about ten minutes before he finally tested the doorknob and found that it was unlocked.

“Hello? Blaine?”

There was no answer, but through the quiet came an odd thumping noise. Kurt followed the sound to the other side of the house, where the basement door sat open and an intoxicating mix of boy and wolf and sweat and pine needles wafted up from below.

“Blaine, did you forget about our date?” Kurt went down the stairs, rolling the word date around in his mouth, silently repeating it to himself until his dimple dug into his cheek. Date. Date, date, date. He had a date with his boyfriend — Blaine was his boyfriend, and Kurt was Blaine’s boyfriend — and, god, that was not going to get old. Kurt could hear Blaine grunting, exerting himself, and while he knew that Blaine was sometimes a perfectionist, he couldn’t remember any Warbler routines he’d seen being particularly taxing or requiring Saturday rehearsal.

“Blaine? I — oh.”

That was definitely not a Warbler routine.

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endofadream:

prompted: Would you consider writing blind!Blaine getting the opportunity to have his eyesight restored and even though there’s still a high chance it won’t be but he decides to take it. Kurt’s with him when they see the result and Blaine wants to see is Kurt first and when they remove the wrap from his eyes he sees Kurt for the first time ever and starts crying and Kurt thinks it didn’t work but it did and Blaine’s crying because he can finally see his gorgeous husband

(note that even with research i took a few liberties for the sake of the prompt and because hey, it’s fiction)

There are empty coffee cups stacked four deep on the chair next to the bed in Blaine’s exam room, evidence of Kurt’s proclivity to chain-drink caffeine when stressed. The doctor is a lot later in coming to exam Blaine than he’d said he would be, and despite Blaine’s understanding, laidback attitude about it Kurt knows that he’s antsy and nervous, too.

“Where is he?” Kurt asks, not even bothering to try and disguise the agitated whine in his voice. He takes to pacing by the window, hands jittering as he flutters them. “He said he’d be here ten minutes ago.”

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"Second Time" - Kurt/Blaine 

missbeizy:

A little sweetness for this fine Saturday morning.  :)  

It’s a crazy feeling, the day after.  Every cell in Blaine’s body feels touched, as if he’s covered in Kurt’s fingerprints.  It’s mental, too, and emotional, like the clarity that comes during the onset of a fever only it stays, leaving a bright film over everything.  He can’t stop smiling.  He can’t stop looking at Kurt, feeling as if they’ve created a whole new world that only they can see and inhabit.  

And of course, the only thought in his head is that they need to do it again.  But he feels loose and comfortable, not urgent; he would be content to just be alone with Kurt again, to touch his fingers to the edges of Kurt’s soft, laughing mouth and just breathe him in.

He’d thought that he was in love with Kurt before; now he realizes that he had had no idea what it would feel like on the other side of making love.  It’s like every feeling he’s ever had for Kurt has been magnified and made three-dimensional

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