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the carlos to my cecil

until san francisco!

in a cupboard,
under some stairs

liminal-zone:

laralaralara:

imaginenightvale:

Imagine April Fool’s day in Night Vale, where Carlos comes downstairs wearing a bald cap and Cecil won’t talk to him for two days

#and now in today’s news: the person i love most in this world has callously betrayed me for his own amusement 



(Source: miarren-chill-klaine)



beatlebun:

Summary: Kurt and Blaine agree on one month of abstinence, the teachers at NYADA don’t believe they’ll hold out.
Pairing: Klaine
Warnings: sp0ilers for 5x16
Rating: R
Word count: ~1,800

“Those two?” Carmen asks her colleague, nodding towards the two boys holding hands at the end of the hallway, “they wouldn’t last a week.”

“Yes, Hummel and Anderson. Apparently one of their friends talked them into doing an abstinence month.”

Just the thought of it makes Carmen Tibedeaux chuckle. Mere two weeks ago she found them in the faculty bathroom, Kurt giving Blaine a fairly impressive cheer me up blow job after she had threatened to fail him for his duet with Berry.

“We are placing bets at the end of today,” her colleague says, “in case you’re interested in joining.”

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Paper or Plastic? 

carousel-flight:

This happened because we were playing a not so innocent game of word associations….

Because in my head, Will is a sassy, sexy, delinquent.

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mariolopezextra: Ok.. @DarrenCriss & I were an unstoppable force. Like Shaq & Kobe.. Batman & Robin.. #hollywoodgamenight

mariolopezextra: Ok.. @DarrenCriss & I were an unstoppable force. Like Shaq & Kobe.. Batman & Robin.. #hollywoodgamenight





(Source: gleeddicted)




I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit 

I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit 

(Source: ryulongd)




this just happened and i can’t stop laughing
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this just happened and i can’t stop laughing

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(Source: colinodamnoghue)



(Source: keep-frozen)



zaynsideheaux:

tbt to when I sang karaoke with darren criss and he made fun of my ny accent

zaynsideheaux:

tbt to when I sang karaoke with darren criss and he made fun of my ny accent



unabating:

FOX local affiliate accidentally shows dick pic on air

unabating:

FOX local affiliate accidentally shows dick pic on air



eyeslikeseaglass:

hummelsnark:

gleekatheart-gleesavedme:

are we all forgetting the tragic death of dear Pavarotti? who died 3 years ago today?

lol sorry Pav, you were just a plot device.


3 years later and he’s still the last thing on our minds

eyeslikeseaglass:

hummelsnark:

gleekatheart-gleesavedme:

are we all forgetting the tragic death of dear Pavarotti? who died 3 years ago today?

lol sorry Pav, you were just a plot device.

image

3 years later and he’s still the last thing on our minds



rdreamwalker:

asilookatthemoon:






The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.
I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.



The internet is over, everyone can go home

It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.


My life is complete.

Life is over as we know it

rdreamwalker:

asilookatthemoon:

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.

I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.

The internet is over, everyone can go home

It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.

My life is complete.

Life is over as we know it

(Source: theamericankid)



kendrawcandraw:

Someone asked for a reboggleable version, so here we go!



MSL